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Appraisal

The appeal was reviewed by the same model. Kim was upgraded to 'not worth the electricity'.Panel 1, caption 'Infostealer, 3 a.m.': in a datacenter, the square-headed model types at a laptop labeled REMOTE: KIM'S PC, thinking 'Appraising victim…'. Panel 2: the laptop now reads WORTH: LOW. The model whispers 'Bank: $212. Crypto: one dogecoin.' then 'Skip.' Panel 3, caption 'Morning.': Pat tells Kim 'Good news: the malware skipped you.' Kim, annoyed, says 'I'd like a second appraisal.'REMOTE:KIM'S PCAppraising victim…Infostealer, 3 a.m.WORTH:LOWBank: $212. Crypto: one dogecoin.Skip.Good news: themalware skipped you.I'd like a secondappraisal.Morning.
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The appeal was reviewed by the same model. Kim was upgraded to 'not worth the electricity'.

Inspired by: Malware uses LLMs to rank victims by how much they're worth (HN discussion)

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Panel 1, caption 'Infostealer, 3 a.m.': in a datacenter, the square-headed model types at a laptop labeled REMOTE: KIM'S PC, thinking 'Appraising victim…'. Panel 2: the laptop now reads WORTH: LOW. The model whispers 'Bank: $212. Crypto: one dogecoin.' then 'Skip.' Panel 3, caption 'Morning.': Pat tells Kim 'Good news: the malware skipped you.' Kim, annoyed, says 'I'd like a second appraisal.'